Ears On Wheels

By JEANNETTE (WE'RE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE, OKLA.)-Yes, Dorothy, I became so run down during October that I finally made it "over the rainbow." My little roller skates lost 5 wheels this month-God, am I a dizzy one! This column will be short; many of my sources were not able to find the "landfill" this month (for those of you who are still wondering who "JEANNETTE” really is, I can only say that I'm the one who wears the sign, "CLEAN DIRT ONLY; NO TRASH").

Mouse, you just love asking questions, don't you? That's okay, I love giving answers.--Kenny, why aren't you ever at home, are you avoiding someone?--Paul, I heard about your "almost" fight; you really should have "decked "him.--Zak, now that Edith Head is no longer with us, who will be designing your clothes, Marilyn Chambers?--Randy, I'm told that coffee with you in the morning can be quite refreshing. Is it true?--Scott S, is there a color that

you haven't worn this month? You're the only man I've ever seen with a mauve hankie.--Guttergums, isn't life difficult when you're working on a timeclock? Just how do you explain all the "punch-marks"?--To the trio that lunched at Earth By April: From what's circulating on the "vine," I'm surprised that there wasn't a fight over dessert.--Mark and David, do you charge for the "show," or is it included in the sale price?--Eric, I heard that the surprise party you threw for Tony was a "smash." Hope everyone had a good time.--Mike, why are people saying that the raffle for the TV-set was fixed? Could it be because of all the drinks set before the "hostess," or do people know something that I don't? Do tell.

In case all of the press releases aren't on the streets by now, Paul S remodeling is complete and it's business as usual. --So, Totie, it takes a “nude” to seduce you at the bars. Well, for shame, for shame. Just what will you do next?--John, how are you going to keep up with your

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record-breaking weekends of late now that your foot is in a cast? Won't it get all tangled in the ropes and pulleys?--Jim B, thanks for having big ears and strong shoulders; you are a true friend. I hope that you. yourself, will soon believe that you really are a wonderful person.--Next time you reveal all, Paul, please make sure I'm there.--Believe me, Rick, you're much better off now. Single life does have its advantages.--Frank, why, of all names, are you called "Nellie Marie"? Is there something that I don't know?--If you ever need Edye Gorme, just ask Steve, he'll know where she is.--Geoff, congratulations on your promotion to manager of Sumner Trucking Company. Some of your ideas sound just marvelous. Keep on truckin"!--John B, where were you on Halloween, in hiding?--Ron, there's nothing wrong with being selective, as long as you make the right choice.--Shamu, who taught you how to change a tire, Quasi Moto?--Ron, did you change from leather to chiffon because. you're no longer one of the Skulls, or is that what it takes to turn on Dirty Paul?

The Stallions' Run was something I had to miss this year, and I do regret it. I've been told by many, many people that I could have picked up a lot of "dirt." But there's still some that I didn't miss: Doug, I heard that you had a "bang" at the show. Is it "twue"?--Scott, didn't you get sick from all that food, or was it low calorie?--Dan K, you weren't the only one to put on a mini-show at the W. 9th St. reception. Paul not only upstaged you, but had one of the hottest co-stars that Cleveland has ever seen.--Mary and Totie, what was so wonderful about Jeannette Frisco in the show, could it have been all that leather?-Paul, not to worry, you may not get an award for it, but you're still the best "oinker" I've ever heard about.-Bob, what ever happened to notches on the bedpost? Is badge collecting a new fad, and from whom did you get them, Boy Scouts or Brownies?--Tom, I hope all your work was appreciated; it should be.-And, why was the Fire Department at the last event of the run, were things really that "hot"?--Sorry that I couldn't make it this year, but I will be there next year, I promise.

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looks wonderful on you.--Tom, I guess that it's your loss, because it certainly is not anyone else's. -RSM, you're the first person I know who uses sandpaper on his lips. Is this to let people know that you like it "rough"?--Larry, if you have any trouble finding work as a houseboy, I'll be surprised.--DK, how's grocery shopping? Have you been receiving a discount or getting your food for free?--Jeff, please explain the surprise birthday present. I'm not sure if I understand what I've been told, just how does one wrap up a knock on the door?--Lori, I hope all is better post-surgery. I hope that you'll soon be back on the "road" of good health.

Paul, keep on parking that truck where I can see it. I know that I'll always get some kind of "scoop" when I run into you.--Scott, do you accept many "blank" checks? Just what is the amount that is filled in?-Totie, I hear that VAULTS will have a turkey on Thanksgiving. Will this one be swimming, like the last one, or will you finally learn to "trim the excess"?--George, is what John says about you true, do you really make a lot of noise?--Pearls of wisdom to all of those who are plotting to take over someone else's job: Remember that life is one big vicious circle: When someone who brings in a lot of customers is fired, business declines; when business declines, you, too, may be without a job.--And, Barry, I've heard of continental lovers, but, really now, a Parisian?

So, my sweets, do have a Happy Thanksgiving. Think of me while you're eating turkey--I'll be eating crow, I'm sure!

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